Sex Panther cologne

    $33.00 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Sex Panther cologne – pure class people If you are an Anchorman fan you may well love this Sex Panther cologne. If not you may find it tacky and offensive. That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn...

Rainbow shower head

    $39.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Rainbow shower head powered by water Shower like you are in the 1970’s with this LED rainbow shower head. The really cool thing is that the shower head LED’s are self powered (by water pressure alone!) The LED...

Wide angle lens for iphone 5

    $49.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Fish-eye,macro and super wide angle lens for iphone 5 The Snugg S-Lens is a 3 in 1 adaptive photo lens for the iPhone 5 and offers a Fish-eye, Macro and Super-wide option in one quick and easy to attach lens. The iPhone has...

I still live with my parents baby crawler

  $31.58 I WANT IT buy @ redbubble When will those damn kid’s leave home? Funny baby crawler printed with “i still live with my parents” … Available as baby crawlers, baby T-shirts and kids T-shirts...

Target practice alarm clock

    $24.93 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Target practice alarm clock will drive you nuts Get your target practice in every morning at 6-45am sharp with this gun and target alarm clock that requires a steady eye first thing in the morning if you want to shut the...

Holga 144120 plastic camera

    $29.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Holga 144120 plastic camera iPhone cameras are handy and all, but the Holga 144120 plastic body camera is an all time classic and something any camera geek would love for xmas. Take pictures like a 1980’s Chinaman....

Pool beer pong table

    $39.99 I WANT IT buy @ corkcicle Pool beer pong table for the perfect pool party If you are having a pool party and like alcohol then this floating, swimming pool beer pong table is just the thing. Just like the regular beer pong, it gets you drunk which...

WiFi light switches

    $49.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Wifi light switches to remote control your home lighting The Belkin range of WiFi enabled light switches (also available as WiFi controlled sockets) allows you to easily set up a home lighting system (or an electronics) that...

corkcicle wine chiller

    $24.95 I WANT IT buy @ corkcicle Cool wine chiller – The Corkcicle The Corkcicle wine chiller keeps your chilled whites and lighter chilled reds at perfect drinking temperatures and does it in a very stylish way. Simple, clean and stylish design that just...

Google Chromecast HDMI Streaming Media Player

  $35.00 I WANT IT buy @ thinkgeek Stream movies from iPhone/Ipad to TV Google Chromecast HDMI Streaming Media Player allows you to stream music movies and more from your device to your TV. Just plug it into your HDMI slot and link over your home network. Genius....

Bamboo audio amplifier

  $34.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Natural bamboo iPhone speaker SpeakaBoo amplifies audio quality from your built in iPhone speaker using only the natural resonating properties of bamboo. They come packaged in recycled newspaper, produced by a charity employing...

Peanut butter maker

  $29.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Make your own, peanut butter machine Make homemade peanut butter just like mom used to, but a whole lot easier, with this electric peanut butter making machine. Add the nuts into the feeder, set it going and in no time you have a...

iPad shower curtain

  $49.95 I WANT IT buy @ hammacher iPad shower curtain You must have a serious addiction to your iPad ( iPhone, Android phone, or MP3 player) if you can’t take a shower without needing to use it, but iPad addiction is a serious problem and this shower...

Wall clock fish tank

  $46.04 I WANT IT buy @ amazon 2 Fish in a tank. One says to the other “How the fu@k do we drive this thing?” The wall mounted fish tank clock is better than my fish joke. Instant conversation piece Easy to set up and maintain Healthy home for betta...

I’m a twat coffee mug

  $23.00 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Yeah, sure i’ll make you a coffee (you twat) Sick of being the office tea/coffee bitch and having to make brews for your twat of a boss? Get a kick every time you deliver his tea/coffee with this sneaky mug that has...

Runaway alarm clock on wheels

  $49.00 I WANT IT buy @ agnr8 An alarm clock on wheels that will drive you nuts, but wake you up Normal alarm clocks let you get away with way too many hits of the snooze button, but not clocky the runaway alarm clock. This little tearaway rolls off the...

Stay wasted all day hipflask

  $20.95 I WANT IT It’s going to be a long, long day…”you have to start drinking pretty damn early, if you want to stay wasted all day long…” Fill er up and away you go.

Colour changing umbrella

  $28.21 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Umbrella changes colour when wet This colour changing umbrella changes rainbow colours when wet. When the rain starts the umbrella comes to life and brightens your otherwise crappy and wet day. White rain drops turn rainbow colors...

Increase lung capacity kit

  $49.95 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Increase lung capacity for strong lungs If you do any sort of exercise or sports, a healthy set of lungs is essential for optimal performance. This simple yet effective system offers ways to increase lung capacity and works by...

Grass flip flops

  $49.00 I WANT IT buy @ gnr8 Grass flip flops for that fresh grass feeling Cool wet grass. Cool wet grass. Cool wet grass.  These grass flip flops will give you that relaxing feeling anytime, anywhere. Dimensions: Small: 9.9″ men = US 4-7.5 womens = US...

Beanie with beard

  $34.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Rug up with the beanie with beard Perfect if you cant grow,or don’t want, a beard, but want the warming insulation a beard can provide. This knit beanie comes with a detachable beard for those icy cold mornings where you need that...

Dinosaur plant pot

  $23.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon The Dinosaur plant pot comes to life when you add a suitably dinosaur looking plant into it’s back hole. Cacti work well in these and add a nasty looking back defense to your cute plastic dinosaur. brontosaurus 12 1/2 x 6H;...

World’s best anal rapist quote T-shirt

  $29.33 I WANT IT buy @ Redbubble “World’s best analrapist” quote shirt from Redbubble. The ultimate gift for any Arrested Development fans and anyone who you think may be the worlds best analrapist… If you are wondering what the...

Send animal poop in the mail

  $15.95+ I WANT IT buy @ poopsenders Send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. poopsenders.com have several varieties of poop that they can send, including a special poop of the month....

Beer holder hoodie

  $34.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon This hoodie means that you can now tripple park your beers and save that annoying extra trip to the crowded bar. Keep your beer safe and cool in it’sown little insulated pocket! Genius in a jumper. Cotton Blend Lined and...

Solar powered cat teaser

  $39.95 I WANT IT Once you have your cat high as a kite on their cosmic catnip bubbles, let them loose on this solar powered toy that will have them going all day long (if it’s sunny). Voted “Best Cat Product of the Year” by Cat Fancy magazine...