dashboard pole dancer

      $9.98 I WANT IT buy @ lighterside Dashboard Pole dancer toy to keep you entertained as you drive to the strip club. Watch the pole dancer dash toy spin like a pro as you drink drive down to the local strip club for a lesson in pole dancing. Also...

Spoof calling

    $9.99+ I WANT IT buy @ spoofcard Disguise your caller id as any number you like with spoof calling Disguise Your Number –¬†Enter any number to display. The person you’re calling sees only that number, instead of yours. They’ll pick up...

Sex Panther cologne

    $33.00 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Sex Panther cologne – pure class people If you are an Anchorman fan you may well love this Sex Panther cologne. If not you may find it tacky and offensive.¬†That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn...

Fake lottery tickets

    $5.49 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Get these fake lottery tickets and prank away These realistic fake lottery tickets make for the perfect prank. Buy you mates these tickets and watch them as they (don’t) win a lot of cash. Video the schmuck and upload...

I’m a twat coffee mug

  $23.00 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Yeah, sure i’ll make you a coffee (you twat) Sick of being the office tea/coffee bitch and having to make brews for your twat of a boss? Get a kick every time you deliver his tea/coffee with this sneaky mug that has...

Funny hand sanitizer

  $5.99 I WANT IT buy @ perpetualkid Funny hand sanitizer – clean jokes. Anit-bacterial hand sanitizer in various funny packaging. “Ew”, “maby you touched your genitals”, “OCD”, “take a sick day asshole”, and...

World’s best anal rapist quote T-shirt

  $29.33 I WANT IT buy @ Redbubble “World’s best analrapist” quote shirt from Redbubble. The ultimate gift for any Arrested Development fans and anyone who you think may be the worlds best analrapist… If you are wondering what the...

Send animal poop in the mail

  $15.95+ I WANT IT buy @ poopsenders Send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. poopsenders.com have several varieties of poop that they can send, including a special poop of the month....

Whooppie cushion

  $1.29 I WANT IT If you have never owned a whoopee cushion then you haven’t lived and if you have children you owe it to them to experience the joy of the whoopee cushion. One of those timeless classics.

Funny chewing gum

  $1.50 I WANT IT Chose from 30 funny chewing gum packets. From just 25c a pop you can buy a load and hand them out to your douche bag mates. The gum doesn’t taste funny… Eight delicious chews in every box. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There’s...

Dear leader tongue scraper

  $4.69 I WANT IT OK, it can be useful to stop your tongue making your breath smell like a dog’s ass, but why it is branded the way it is, is anyone’s guess! North Korea goes just a little more crazy, if that’s...

One hundred trillion dollars

  $1.34 I WANT IT If you don’t understand how currency and foreign exchange works then you will love this one hundred trillion dollar bill from Zimbabwe. I will give you one hundred trillion dollars to… Authentic Zimbabwe 100 Dollar Bill. Printed in...

Savings tin

  $8.99 I WANT IT Learning to save for what you want is an essential part of growing up and this money tin will have you saving like you were on crack. Drugs are for winners as some looser once said…

Really hot sauce

  $14.99 I WANT IT Hot sauce is so nasty, but yet so nice. As it says on the bottle one fuckin’ drop at a time with this potent hot sauce. Or if you like winding up your mates, lace their food with more than the recommended dose and sit back and watch the...

Sure Fuck cologne

  $24.00 I WANT IT This cologn doesnt come with any guarantees, but it’s gotta be worth a try if you’ve lost your mojo. Sure Fuck…yes, it really exists.