Stay wasted all day hipflask

  $20.95 I WANT IT It’s going to be a long, long day…”you have to start drinking pretty damn early, if you want to stay wasted all day long…” Fill er up and away you go.

Cool shot glasses

  $129.00 I WANT IT buy @ gnr8 11 cool shot glasses for getting wasted with 10 of you mates Assuming you have 10 mates you want to get wasted with, these 11 cool shot glasses will do the job nicely. Each comes in a different, yet beautifully complimentary colour,...

Picnic wine glass holder

  $11.49 I WANT IT buy @ funslurp Picnic wine glass holders We have already seen the picnic beer holder, but for those who like a drop of wine here are the picnic wine glass holders. Just stick them into the grass and you have a sturdy spot to keep your wine...

Gold pills

  $799.00 I WANT IT buy @ gnr8 Gold pills for that extra special poop Turn a crappy poop into a sparkly gold artwork poop with these gold pills. The bizarre combination of luxury and inflated consumerism was part of a collection called INDULGENCE, commissioned by...

Fancy dress zebra mask

  $23.95 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Zebra mask for the animal themed fancy dress party Fancy dress parties are always a lot of fun and the more effort you put into your costume the more chance you have of picking up women. So, if you cant afford the ultimate fancy...

Wine bag and storage 2-in-1

  $14.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon A cheap gem of a gift for wine lovers (can be used for spirits too of course), this carry case for 6 bottles of wine transforms into a storage rack for 11 bottles. Originally designed in France, the Zebag appears to be a little gem...

Beer holder hoodie

  $34.99 I WANT IT buy @ amazon This hoodie means that you can now tripple park your beers and save that annoying extra trip to the crowded bar. Keep your beer safe and cool in it’sown little insulated pocket! Genius in a jumper. Cotton Blend Lined and...

Floating beer cooler

  $32.29 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Relaxing in the swimming pool, on a fancy sunlounger, with cold beer in hand, makes you feel like you are a real holiday. Getting out to go to the fridge every time you sink a beer makes you feel like you you’re working in a...

Happy pills pillbox

  $16.99 I WANT IT Featuring a retro clown image, this chrome plated iron pill box fits easily into any purse or pocket for when you may need a little pick me up. What those pills may be is entirely up to you and your doctor/dealer… Pill box has two plastic...

Sex dice game

  $5.09 I WANT IT Adults only sex dice game. One die describes a body part and the other die describes an action. Massage Boobs…OK.

Bottle ice cubes

  $7.48 I WANT IT Toddlers look cute trying to fit the square shape through the round window on their toys, but you look like a muppet trying to fit a square ice cube through the round neck of your water bottle. Get these ice cubes (cylinders) that are the...

Giant inflatable swan

  $38.89 I WANT IT Swans are vicious little buggers, so just make do with this giant inflatable one which wont try and bite your fingers off. Large inflatable swan Made of heavy duty vinyl Easy to inflate Super sized at 75? long 140 lb weight...

Funny chewing gum

  $1.50 I WANT IT Chose from 30 funny chewing gum packets. From just 25c a pop you can buy a load and hand them out to your douche bag mates. The gum doesn’t taste funny… Eight delicious chews in every box. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There’s...

Blow up hot tub

  $658.19 I WANT IT Put this blow up hot tub in your living room and enjoy a movie night with a difference. Hot tubs are cool. Blow up hot tubs are HOT. Patented Build-in Control Box with Touch Botton Controls Premium 3-layer Laminated PVC Water Capacity: 184Gal...

Luchador bottle opener

  $6.53 I WANT IT Wrestle that bottle of ice cold beer open with these cool wresting Luchador men. Bottle opener is mini wrestler applying a lock hold to your bottle Designed by andres lhima as part of the mexico design challenge Assorted red, blue and black...

Beer bottle handles

  $9.99 I WANT IT We need to do everything possible to keep our beer from being anything but icy cold. These ingeniously simple plastic snap on handles stop your clammy hands drawing away that precious chill factor. Also funny watching people pour the beer over...

Nose cups

  $6.92 I WANT IT Pick a nose cup and get a new nose and perhaps a mustache. If you have an darn ugly nose then pick a new one and keep the cup attached permanently. Pack includes a total of 24 cups, evenly divided between male and female noses 12 different nose...

Cardboard radio

  $32.75 I WANT IT Environmentally friendly cardboard radio – simple cardboard goodness. Environmentally friendly Simple and Concise design Audio cord included to play your iPod or MP3 Volume and Radio Station...

Wine bottle combination lock

  $44.95 I WANT IT If you live with students, kids or an alcoholic then get your booze securely locked up with this bottle top combination lock. Never come home to an empty bottle and a a dribbling flatmate/wife/husband again.

Beer holder for grass

  $12.95 I WANT IT Never have that slow-mo moment as your newly opened beer spills over the grass on the park again. These nifty little beer holders stick right into the grass and give your beer a rock solid home between sips. Perfect for a summers day down the...

Mist cooling system

  $99.95 I WANT IT Those fancy outdoor wine bars have them, so why don’t you? Create an oasis of cool in your own patio/garden/veranda with this cooling mist system that can cool the surrounding air by up to 30 degrees. It sprays an ultra fine mist (no it...

Pistachio dish

  $16.09 I WANT IT Finally, a double dish with a sneaky separate under dish to dispose of your pistachio shells instead of throwing them under the sofa or at the cats.

Rhino winestopper

  $18.00 I WANT IT Why you have an unfinished bottle of wine to put this in, is anyone’s guess. Also available as an owl, giraffe and rabbit.