I’m a twat coffee mug

  $23.00 I WANT IT buy @ amazon Yeah, sure i’ll make you a coffee (you twat) Sick of being the office tea/coffee bitch and having to make brews for your twat of a boss? Get a kick every time you deliver his tea/coffee with this sneaky mug that has...

Funny hand sanitizer

  $5.99 I WANT IT buy @ perpetualkid Funny hand sanitizer – clean jokes. Anit-bacterial hand sanitizer in various funny packaging. “Ew”, “maby you touched your genitals”, “OCD”, “take a sick day asshole”, and...

Whore tea cup

  $89.00 I WANT IT buy @ gnr8 Whore tea cup – not your grannies tea set High tea has never been so low-brow with these outlandish tea sets and as you can see in the picture lady gaga loves them too. What a whore or a tea set…Handmade ceramic teacup and...

World’s best anal rapist quote T-shirt

  $29.33 I WANT IT buy @ Redbubble “World’s best analrapist” quote shirt from Redbubble. The ultimate gift for any Arrested Development fans and anyone who you think may be the worlds best analrapist… If you are wondering what the...

Send animal poop in the mail

  $15.95+ I WANT IT buy @ poopsenders Send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. poopsenders.com have several varieties of poop that they can send, including a special poop of the month....

Whooppie cushion

  $1.29 I WANT IT If you have never owned a whoopee cushion then you haven’t lived and if you have children you owe it to them to experience the joy of the whoopee cushion. One of those timeless classics.

Dollar bill toilet rolls

  $5.91 I WANT IT This is how the rich roll/wipe. 3 Ply Toilet Paper $100 Bill Printed Throughout the Whole Roll. 200 Sheets per roll. Printed On Each Sheet Throughout Roll.

Worlds best anal rapist

  $15.00 I WANT IT buy @ etsy If you are wondering, It’s a joke from the TV show Arrested Development. Tobias, was an analyst and a therapist, so he made up business cards combining the two, saying he was “the world’s best analrapist” (see...